

Confused about what to do with/without your plastic bag? Rest easy. It's the authoritative A to Z of bag activism.
A is for Away. There is no away. Plastic can be used indefinitely. So keep them in circulation by repurposing bags as bin liners and for food scraps, as sandwich bags and for shower caps. Enterprising types might like to try crocheting a backpack or modelling the bra bag.
B is for Buycott. Tell your supermarket why you're not taking their bag. The exchange might go something like this. No thanks, bag-free me. Yup, saving the world on-my-lunchbreak. But if you sold a little canvas tote I could be tempted...
C is for Cross your bags. Like book crossing this - but with plastic bags. Stick a 'Reuse not Refuse!' sign on old bags and release them into the office wilderness for needy colleagues to adopt.
D is for Droplift. Liberate your plastic bags from under the sink and deposit them at your nearest supermarket check-outs to bemused looks and knowing smiles.
E is for the Endurance. If a bag takes 500 years to degrade it's got a good old shelf life. Prize your retro relics. Tag them with a 'birth date' and treasure the passing years. (Plastic years are like dog years, 7:1)
F is for Plastic Free Fortnight. Wheat intolerances. Gluten allergies. Pah. We're going plastic-neutral, keep up...
G is for Guerilla gifting. Give out handmade totes to random strangers. Get the company to sponsor an office bag and leave one, tied with a ribbon on every desk. Run a competition at school for the best design and screenprint them in art for gifts.
H is for Hindmarch. The 'I'm NOT a Plastic Bag'. The fastest selling bag in the history of bagdom. Like, ever.
I is for art Installation. Have all your friends collect their unused bags. Pool your plastics. Create a giant art collage out of them that can be seen from Google Earth (maybe) Send us a picture (definitely).
J is for Journey. Plot your plastics pilgrimage from its dingy confinement under the sink to a sunny street in the Parisian Left Bank (say). Make it a little plastic passport to chart its glamorous outings. (Or is it only us that has too much time...)
K is for Knowledge. Ignorance might be bliss but it sure creates a lot of toxic waste. And a little knowledge is contagious.
L is for Landfill. Have you ever been to a landfill site? Fetid rubbish, flies and acres of concrete. They're no Thorpe Park. Have a heart. Don't send your bags there. Spare them. Share them.
M is for MYO (Make Your Own) bags. Most highstreet photo shops will print up personalized bags so you can sling your ethics over your shoulder. Or wear your CSR commitments on your wrist (what about a company-branded 'clean lunch bag'.)
N is for the great bag Nag. Nag your local shops to ask people if they want a bag. Nag major retailers for a bag-free lead (like Sainsbury's bag free day, and the town of Modbury). Nag supermarkets to offer smaller snack sacks for lunch. Nag government over legislation change.
O is for Office bag. There is an office brolly. Why not an office bag? Leave a canvas tote by the door for dashing colleagues to grab (the plain ones can borrow it too).
P is for Preparation. A reusable bag by the door. A nylon convertible bag in your pocket. An online reminder on your monitor. Whatever it takes.
Q is for Quirky. Come up with your own campaign. Think outside the box. Let us know about it. We'll pass it on.
R is for R.I.P the B.A.G. Nail a plastic bag, portentiously, to a lamppost with a short description of why you're doing it. Just don't get caught.
S is for Smart Technology and biodegradable corn Starch. They make bags out of them you know? Bags that breathe (great for storing fresh produce), are durable and compost when you've used them out. Supply follows demand. Tantrum time?
T is for Thanks, but no thanks. Was that too hard? Try it again. Ta for the offer of a plastic bag but No thanks Plastic Ain't my bag. Gets easier every time. Try our 'Art of Saying No' assertiveness course if you're still struggling.
U is for Ugly bags. The plastic might be a little worn, the patina a bit crumpled it's not ugly it's just had a lot of life. Face it, we're all going to get that way, one day. Learn to love 'ug'.
V is for baffled Vendor. The other day we were caught on the hop. We had to accept a plastic bag from the fruit and veg man. Imagine his surprise when, the next day, we thanked him for his troubles and gave it back to him (folded and laundered of course.) We had a chat. And now he asks if people want a bag. Us English are an eccentic lot, play on it.
W is for Wicker. Leave a wicker basket by the door. Not only will it divert plastic from landfill it may encourage spontaneous picnics and office frollickry.
X is for XXL. Plastic is passé. Big bags are hot this season. Big bags carry more. Like your shopping and gym kit and filofax and Miniature Schnauzer.
Y Like you have to ask? Because five hundred years is a long time. Because natural resources are in short supply. Because it's hard to communicate if you're a seal with its nose trapped in parcel tape roll and plastic bags. Because it's easy to decline.
Z is for Zeitgeist. 'Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed it's the only thing that ever has.' (Margaret Mead)






